This week TLC announced the 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 7 cast.
Well, usually. As is so often the case ahead of the season premieres, the show has yet to reveal a few.
The six couples announced are all familiar faces.
They all appeared in this breathtaking Season 7 trailer. Check it out:
Jenny Slatten and Sumit Singh, who starred in all three seasons of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Wayto appear.
As you watch the beginning of the trailer (below), you’ll see Jenny ziplining.
Then the couple talks about their ups and downs – and how elated it is to finally get married.
After this we unfortunately see Big Ed Brown and Liz Woods.
Ed no longer fools himself by dousing his hair with mayonnaise, so he had to find a new trick.
Liz is waxing his back. Some viewers may enjoy watching the creep suffer. Others prefer not to see him at all.
Liz has what we can only describe as “great video energy from hostages” as she speaks to the confessional.
She emphasizes that there is never a dull moment with Ed around.
Before proposing to her, he broke up with her at least 8 times via text, so we’d have to agree.
A very recent couple, Kimberly Menzies and Usman “Sojaboy” Umar, are next.
Kim discusses their 18-year age difference and also dismisses it as a problem.
Frankly, most viewers think Usman’s history—with “BabyGirl” Lisa Hamme—is a bigger deal, but whatever.
In a conversation with the camera, Kimberly emphasizes the authenticity of their love.
As we vividly remember, Usman played games with Kim’s expectations, resulting in some ugly disputes.
It’s unclear what qualifies these two to be happy, let alone “forever,” but we’re sure the show will tell us.
Angela Deem has always been out of parody, and that clearly hasn’t changed.
The ill-behaved grandmother’s various cosmetic surgeries have only made her bolder.
After citing that she is “loyal” to husband Michael Ilesanmi, she video chats with a Canadian man.
“There’s that sexy baby,” Angela says in an indescribable accent as her last mark dances at her request.
She comes up with the idea to visit him in Canada.
Michael, who is still her husband, will not appear in the trailer, but will almost certainly appear in the season.
Next, fan favorite Yara Zaya speaks with some friends.
Apparently husband Jovi Dufren has some sort of “trust problem” that she doesn’t understand.
Her friends suggest that Jovi is insecure because Yara is so unspeakably hot. That would actually make sense.
Back at home, Jovi tells Yara that he fears her friends are a bad influence.
However, we already know that – despite the trailer – their storyline won’t be so superficial.
Apparently Jovi and Yara were filming when Russia launched its brutal invasion of Ukraine. Yara is of course from Ukraine.
In February, Yara was doing interviews about the state of her homeland as Putin shelled cities and bombed neighborhoods.
In Season 7, we’ll see Yara and Jovi weigh up what to do for her family.
This will be very serious business for a reality TV show. This franchise is not always good at that.
Then we see Andrei Castravet meeting an immigration lawyer.
It sounds like someone is doing more than just slander him – they are making “false” reports about him.
This could seriously jeopardize his legal status in the United States.
Elizabeth Potthast worries they don’t know who is trying to sabotage them.
It could be her brother Charlie, someone else or even her brother Charlie.
In the worst case, Andrei could be deported to Moldova, despite his documentation and marriage to Libby.
Back to Kimberly and Usman, they have a very ugly showdown.
His family doesn’t support their relationship (actually neither hers), citing her inability to give him a child.
The idea of Usman taking a second wife comes to mind, and things get ugly. oh and messy.
Kimberly knocks Usman’s milkshake all over him.
This isn’t the first drink-related “incident” between the two.
Kimberly feels that she is assertive and not submissive…which is technically true. But you can do both without making a mess.
Then we see Ed and Liz have an ugly fight, with Ed accusing Liz of “dishonesty”.
He complains that another woman Liz was “all over”, although we don’t know the context.
Ed, who featured ex-fiancée Rosemarie Vega as bi on international television, then demands to know if Liz is a lesbian.
Jenny and Sumit have the worst dispute of all – but also the most unclear.
We don’t know why they’re so unhappy right now, but Jenny doesn’t want to “take it on” any longer.
Is this about Sumit’s family? Is this about the reality of married life with their age difference? We do not know yet.
There’s the trailer in all its glory.
The new season of the spin-off will premiere on Sunday, August 28.
Episodes air the same day on TLC and on Discovery Plus.
Any idea who will be the last couple of this season?
Some of the casting is messy enough as it is. Usman and Angela are castmates – the Tell All will be wild.
One more addition could throw the whole thing into chaos. But who is couple number seven?