Katherine Deves, former Liberal candidate and future Sky News host, said she was outraged that Anthony Albanese chose to meet trans-Tasman counterpart Jacinda Ardern, arguing that trans issues should not be promoted by the federal government.
“The cost of living is skyrocketing, gas prices are rising and yet the new prime minister wants to talk about gender reassignment. How can you wake up?” an enraged Deves tweeted.
“This meeting may seem like a joke to them, but it has single-handedly ruined women’s sport in this country,” she continued, before making an awkward comparison to the Holocaust.
An outraged Deves insisted that if Albanian and Ardern both identify as trans, they should still use separate bathrooms.
“I know Jacinda Arden has bigger balls than most world leaders, but that doesn’t give her the right to piss standing in front of guys. Someone really needs to think about the kids.”
When asked for his opinion, Scott Morrison rushed to his right-sex bathroom and shouted, “It won’t be a moment, I’m about to shit my pants.”
By Matthew Mansour
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